Lavender Lifestyle

I couldn't sleep last night because I was a little worried that my cowgirl attitude and attire will be out of place on my lavender farm. If the stuff I'm seeing on lavender farm websites is any indication, it looks like I'll have to wear Laura Ashley dresses, keep my hair long and flowing, don floppy straw hats, stroll around with a woven basket overflowing with flowers, smile demurely, speak softly, pose for pictures in silhouette (backlit by golden sunlight) and hold hands with a cherub-y child dressed in white and wearing a lavender wreath. Egads.