Go Nuts

The Wrangler and I had to make a Big Box Store run to the 'burbs on Saturday to pick up various supplies, which got me feeling a little down. I love our farm and the small towns nearby, but I'm not too keen on some of the large surrounding cities: traffic, crowds, scrappy strip malls. I do realize that I'm starting to sound OLD. Perhaps tranquility, peace, and quiet age us faster than noise and chaos?!

Today the Wrangler and I got our country groove back by taking a scenic 15-minute drive down Old Castle Road to the Bates Nut Farm. The 100-acre ranch and general store is probably the closest you can come to something like my beloved Vermont Country Store here in Southern California. The drive was incredible. Winding roads lined with coniferous trees (reminiscent of my native Minnesota), with "peeks of peaks" in the distance. As much as I'd like to bemoan the dusty, dry ranches of northern San Diego county that are so unlike the lush green rolling hills I dream of, I'm struck by the beauty in this desert landscape.

The Bates Nut Farm has spacious--and dog-friendly--picnic areas under shady trees, and hospitable ducks, geese, sheep, llamas, and goats. The ostriches and miniature donkeys are, perhaps, of the grumpy sort, as they are kept a bit beyond reach. The pumpkin patch opens in late September, so I know where I'll be getting my pumpkins this year. But next year, I'll be getting them from my own patch.

Farm Fresh

We're hosting a house guest this weekend, and it's fun to plan menus that take advantage of the fresh food grown right here on the farm or just a few miles down the way: lemonade made with lemons from our orchard and garnished with mint from our garden; caprese salad made with local farmstand tomatoes, basil from the garden, mozzarella from the Rainy Day Ranch creamery, of course, and drizzled with the Temecula Olive Oil Company's finest; home-baked bread with homemade honey butter (featuring local honey, of course); the Wrangler's signature guacamole dip with avocados plucked from the trees literally minutes before mashing; lots of oranges and tangerines; and maybe some fresh pomegranate juice if I can scrounge up a basketful of pomegranates. They're not in season until September, but we do have a few.

I'm acting country cool, but I have to admit that all of these things could be made with ingredients from container gardens in the city. We did all of this stuff back in the cottage. I guess the real excitement starts when I'm growing things like pumpkins, or getting eggs and milk from my own animals. (I'm not sure about the idea of eating meat from animals raised on my own farm--my pesky anthropomorphism gets in the way.)

But in the mean time, I will try to be present in the moment as I sit back and relax with some freshly squeezed lemonade and a warm slice of bread right out of the oven.

New Hobby

The First Month

We've been on the farm for exactly one month now. One month down, eight to go, in this experiment of ours.

I love: the open spaces, astounding views, abundant wildlife, absence of city noises, seeing things every day that remind me I'm not in the city anymore--like the guy (albeit illegally and disturbingly) selling wolf puppies in the grocery store parking lot.

I don't mind too much: having to drive about 30 minutes for big box store shopping, commuting an hour to work, the slower pace of people in town.

I wish that: this "gentleman's farm" were a bit less genteel and a bit more "farm." Granted, test-driving a fancy little farm was the right thing to do. This urban cowgirl has always been more urban than cowgirl. I might have been overwhelmed and high-tailed it right back to the city if I'd been abruptly thrown into rustic living conditions.

I'm starting to suspect, however, that our neighborhood (which consists of 20 small avocado farms) is for posers like me with day jobs in the city. We're all probably more of a motley crew of misanthropes seeking solitude than homesteaders looking to connect with the land. From what I can tell, everyone's grove (including ours) is managed by a third-party service. The service takes care of all the avocado maintenance, harvesting, shipping, and sales, and sends the property owner a check. In other words, there ain't no one really farmin' 'round here.

Only one neighbor has horses and chickens. It's hard to tell what goes on behind all the grand gates, but from the road I see an awful lot of well-manicured lawns; acres of useless green lawns in a desert climate. Some people do have small vineyards. But, with the exception of our one equine-friendly neighbor, I haven't seen any barns. No goats, no sheep, no llamas. I just learned that the community once had beautiful horse trails, but the property owners voted to merge the land for trails back into individual lots.

I do love it here of course. Complaining about anything these days is, yes, like complaining that gold coins falling from the sky hurt my head. And just down the road, right outside our neighborhood of avocado farms, there are true hobby farms with horses, goats, and bees galore.

I'm always looking ahead. On the one hand, this attitude drives me to accomplish things. On the other hand, I guess it's a major personality flaw--the exact opposite of being present in the moment. Regardless, right now I'm looking ahead to having a BARN.

More Moto

I just learned that, beginning this week, I'll be back on Moto! I haven't ridden him since I fell last July, but I'm not too concerned. After all, my fall wasn't in any way Moto's fault. I'm telling myself that Moto's size doesn't mean much. Really, does falling from a small horse versus a tall horse make that much of a difference? I'll probably get hurt either way.

I never was that comfortable riding Francie. She's a good girl, but more often than not, I felt frustrated and scared. This largely was due to my own lack of confidence, skill, and strength--I'm not the same rider that I was before the accident. But it also was because Francie and I didn't have a great partnership. I didn't trust her, and she didn't trust me.

And so I need to see whether I'm also frustrated and scared on Moto. If so, then I'll step away from riding regularly. Horseback riding will become something I do only when I'm on vacation. But if I feel comfortable back on Moto, then it's game on.

Summer Nights

The rest of the country is suffering through a heat wave, but here on the farm we get cool breezes every day starting around 5PM. Some of the trees in the avocado grove recently were trimmed, and we have lots of great firewood for our evening campfires. Avocado wood seems to burn clean--no smoke and no sparks. We're stocking Jiffy-Pop popcorn, ingredients for s'mores, and pie fillings and Wonder bread. (The Wrangler makes a special campfire pie by spraying the inside of a campfire sandwich press with non-stick spray, pouring some canned pie filling between two slices of Wonder bread--I don't know why it has to be Wonder brand, but it just does--and toasting the concoction over the fire until golden brown. Apple pie filling is my favorite; the Wrangler prefers cherry or blueberry. You would never guess it's Wonder bread and not delicious pie crust.)

The quiet, the breeze, and the starry night sky erase the tension from the day's work in the city. But amid the romance, reality rears its head. While I was busy waxing poetic by the fire, Fenway quite literally reveled in the good smells of the country (in other words, rolled in some animal poop outside) and then beelined it for the house and called it a night. Let's just say it took us a little too long to learn of his transgression.

Bye Bye Borders

As a lifelong bookworm, I was saddened today to read that Borders is closing all of its stores. Until moving to the farm, miles from any bookstores, I dropped by our local Borders at least twice a week. I just love bookstores and libraries! Mom-and-pop bookstores are the best, of course, but I don't turn up my nose at the big box bookstores. I buy a lot of books, and I justify the expense as one that is practically virtuous--I'm supporting authors.

All this Nook and Kindle nonsense has me worried as of late. I love the crinkle of book jackets, the stitching on hard covers, the feel of the pages and the sound of them turning, and the smell of both old and new books. I hate computers, even iPads, and don't want to read books on them. I know it would be easier to "get with the now" and start e-reading. When we moved, I couldn't deny the somber fact that I had 65 boxes of very heavy, very space-consuming books. I still have my favorite books that I read as a kid, some with missing covers or tattered pages or my name or notes written on the inside cover.

I suppose the day is coming when I'll be forced to curl up with a darn computer, but I'm going to hold out for as long as I can.

The Wool Lady

As a future shepherdess, I feel that it's my duty to master at least one wool craft. Accordingly, last weekend I paid a visit to the The Wool Lady in Old Town Temecula. The Wool Lady, otherwise known as Ruth, was friendly and helpful and took the time to explain with enthusiasm several different types of wool crafts--rug hooking, punch needle, felting, and wool applique stitchery. I wasn't a huge fan of felting, so I'm pressing onward with this chicken-themed wool applique project. It calls for hand-stitching rather than a sewing machine, which is good because I've completely forgotten how to wind a bobbin or thread my machine.

I just need to check YouTube for instructions on how to do a blanket stitch, chain stitch, French knot, and back stitch, and then I'll be good to go. Oooh, as I typed this, I starting feeling a little overwhelmed. It wouldn't be out of character for me to end up just straight stitching the entire thing.

Breaking Ground

Today we broke ground on the future residence of our intended flock of Ameraucanas, Buff Orpingtons, and Rhode Island Reds. After a lot of thought, we decided to put the coop in an abandoned dog run on the property. The run is approximately 45 x 30 feet and enclosed by a 10-foot high fence. It's not much to look at and, sadly, it's in an area that we can't see from the house. But given the coyote/fox/raccoon/opossum/skunk/hawk/owl situation out here, it's the safest place for the ladies and won't require a lot of new fencing. There's a water source in the run, and the perimeter is tightly sealed around the bottom with an extra ring of 2x4s. The chicks will get some nice sun and shade. Except for the fact that I can't see it from the house, it really is a perfect place for the coop.

The run currently has a layer of gravel atop a layer of paper mulch, but the Wrangler uncovered some nice reddish clay/dirt beneath the layers, and we're going to scatter some grass seed in a 15x8 foot patch.

It's a little late in the year to start with chicks, but we stopped by the local feed store today and were happy to see that it has some hens ready to go. Incidentally, the feed store had lots of interesting animals--all kinds of geese, turkeys, and ducks. It was hard to resist a pair of miniature goats. But first things first.

Tuning Out

Turns out, we might have been a little couch potato-ish when we lived in the cottage. As we were sitting outside by the fire tonight, the Wrangler and I realized that we never watch TV anymore. We do, however, play more music--on the iTunes but also on our instruments. There's just something about rolling hills, dreamy sunsets, and crackling campfires that make you want some background music instead of background chatter. We can strum our guitars as loud as we like, or we can crank up the volume for our speakers until the bass rattles. The coyotes probably think we're rude, but they can't call the cops.

Saturday in the Country

Even out here in the country, it's hard to find time to relax. (Real farmers probably would say, "Especially out here in the country, it's hard to find time to relax.") My day started with an early morning orientation for volunteers at Zoofari, the non-profit organization dedicated to housing non-releasable or confiscated wildlife.

The Wrangler and I spent part of the afternoon walking the farm's five acres. Sporting our new muck boots (mine are a pleasing hot pink) and wide-brimmed hats, and armed with the walking stick formerly known as a golf club, we checked the state of the gardens, fencing, orchard, and avocado grove. Our friend, an expert gardener, from Laguna Beach is stopping in tomorrow to give us some much needed direction on mid-summer planting. From what I've read, it's not too late to plant tomatoes, squash, zucchini, peppers, and watermelon, but we'll see what our green-thumbed friend says tomorrow.

In preparation for our visitors, the Wrangler and I dashed over to Temecula this evening to round up some local ingredients: olive oil from olives hand grown, picked, and pressed by the folks at the Temecula Olive Oil Company, a bottle of wine from a nearby vineyard, fresh honey, and strawberry jam. I'll make popovers and a caprese salad (with homemade mozzarella, heirloom tomatoes, and home grown basil). The Wrangler purchased some locally made salsa to mix in with his fresh guacamole.

Tonight I still have to make flashcards to learn the names and species of all the exotic animals at Zoofari, finish up some lawyering, and sketch a blueprint for the barn owl box. It could be a long night. I'm brewing some (caffeinated) tea.

Sights for Sore Eyes

Everyday I see something new and interesting that reminds me I'm a country gal now. Whether it's the rotund California Toad sitting on the Welcome mat in the courtyard, the family-run heirloom herb and vegetable stands on the side of the twisting, scenic road into town, or the man in a cowboy hat, suit, and tie sitting on his horse next to us at the stop sign, the Wrangler and I are utterly charmed by our new 'hood.

Tonight on our way home from the neighboring city of Fallbrook, we noticed a stretch of road adopted by Backyard Barn Owls. The Wrangler recalled an amusing barn owls video that had gone viral a couple years ago. Sure enough--when we looked it up, we discovered that Bert Kersey of Fallbrook produced the Backyard Barn Owls video. He also provides some interesting information on the benefits of building an owl box to encourage a barn owl family to nest on the farm. Not only are they amusing to watch, they provide excellent rodent patrol. (They're also pet-friendly--the average barn owl is only one pound and can't abscond with my Russells).

You guessed it. Building a barn owl box is next on the list.

Pitch Black Nights

Pitch Black is a sci-fi Vin Diesel thriller (circa 2000) in which space travelers land on a planet that orbits three suns. The planet has perpetual daylight except during a one-month eclipse once every 22 years. And when darkness does fall, things get crazy. Creatures that survive only in the dark emerge from their dens, ravenous after 22 years of hibernation. This does not bode well for the space travelers, of course.

We've got our own Pitch Black situation here on the farm. I'm being a little dramatic, but the Wrangler and I have been marveling at the level of activity outside once night falls. At dusk the coyotes start their radio show; the howls, growls, and yips tell a story. Sometimes the coyotes sound happy and excited, as if they're at a party. Sometimes they fight--nasty, terrible-sounding skirmishes that end with a lone coyote crying in the dark. As we settle into bed, we hear the comforting hoot of a spotted owl and, now and then, an odd rustle in the bushes outside our window. In the middle of the night, Dash growls when he hears the banshee shriek of a screech owl. Our motion-detecting flood lights are activated, and as I peer through the window I see a small animal dart down the hill.

By sunrise the world is quiet again. The Wrangler sees remnants of the past night's multiple battles: a dead mouse by the gate, animal tracks in the garden, a fresh burrow. But the red-tailed hawk soars gracefully overhead (the farm seems to be located right in the middle of his territory) and all is calm.

Unlike the space travelers in Pitch Black, I'm unafraid of what goes down on the farm after dark. In the city, nocturnal clanks and shuffles on the patio were cause for alarm. The Wrangler kept a golf club by the side of the bed. (Can you see him confronting an intruder? "Stop or I'll swing!") Out here in the sticks, nighttime stirrings feel natural. If animals can't live in the country, then where can they live? When we moved in, they probably sighed, "Well, there goes the neighborhood."

Amid all the country noises, I've never slept so soundly.

A Year of Grace

A year ago today I fell off Moto. I'm about 95% as good as new, and I feel very, very blessed to have had so many shoulders to lean on this past year.

Small Town USA

We're getting to know our new town, population 1800. The town consists of two strip malls, which boast a surprising number of convenient stores--a small but well-stocked and reasonably-priced grocery, a gas station, a McDonalds, a Mexican restaurant, a Chinese restaurant, a pizzeria, a breakfast cafe, a wine bar, a dance studio, a yogurt place, a spa, a veterinarian, a donut house, a tack and feed store, and a movie theater! There's a public golf course in town, with fine dining in the country club. So all in all, we've got pretty much all we need within an easy five-minute drive to town. We saw a movie tonight and were pleasantly surprised by the small but high-quality theater. Before the movie, the manager came in and gave a little welcoming speech--something we've never seen done.

The Wrangler is officially a country guy now, so I presented him with a pair of Hunter wellies to protect him from rattlers and the like. It's a good look on him.

Zoofari

I haven't volunteered at the Ocean Institute since my accident last year. Working as an aquarist aide involves a lot of bending, stretching, and lifting, and I needed the break while I recovered. I do miss the sea stars, cucumbers, jellies, and giant lobsters. But I'm signed up for a new adventure. After an orientation next week, I'm going to start volunteering at Zoofari, a non-profit organization just down the street from the farm. Zoofari rescues non-releasable or confiscated wildlife and sponsors wildlife education programs. Zoofari volunteers work a four-hour shift each week and assist the staff with the feeding, cleaning, and socializing of the animals. The resident animals include a chinchilla, python, wallaby, alligator, tarantula, boa, porcupine, lynx, bobcat, and cheetah. No sheep, though.

Skeletons in My Closet(s)

As I sort through things for the upcoming move, out of every closet that I open tumbles remnants of unfinished projects and boxes of abandoned supplies: a few pathetic rows of the crochet cowl, 3/4 of a knitted scarf, placemats that I started during my artfelt days, a rolling suitcase of mysterious-looking, unopened scrapbooking tools, binders filled with pages of recipes, DIY ideas, and hobby farming how-to articles torn from magazines, a bucket of beads and jewelry-making tools, a violin, a sewing machine, bags of fabric, Ball canning jars, blocks of glycerine and molds for soap-making, gardening gloves and muck boots, mosaic tiles...and I haven't even started on the attic. Yikes!

The problem with moving to the farm is that I can no longer sit idly watching The Office reruns and HGTV House Hunters marathons while lamenting the lack of proper space for things like gardening, baking, canning vegetables, sewing, learning to play a new instrument, and writing. There will be no more space limitations--and no more excuses! What have I gotten myself into?

We Got the Farm!

View from the kitchen window of the villa on the five-acre avocado farm

It's official! Next Friday we will begin our nine-month experiment in country living, of which we already are getting a taste--we just learned that the area does not have cable access and, thus, has very limited options for speedy internet connectivity and phone service. Bummer. But discoveries such as these are what make our decision to lease, rather than jump right in and buy, a five-acre avocado farm in rural San Diego county so valuable. I have to give myself mad props for my forethought. My younger self was more impetuous when making major decisions (e.g., dropping everything to move to Las Vegas for the millennium).

Slow internet aside, I'm eager to head for the country. And it really is country--we have to swap municipal services like sewer and gas for septic and propane. It's coyote territory; fencing will be key to our pets' safety. Now that it's actually happening, I'm startled by how comforted I feel to know that it's only for nine months...we have an out if we need one.

On the other hand, we could discover that life outside the city is amazing. In that case, we have nine months to think about how many acres we want (will five prove to be not enough?) and where we want them.

I guess we'll learn a lot about ourselves between now and next March. In the mean time, if I had to say "where my head is at," perhaps William Butler Yeats said it best in 1892:

I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,
And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made;
Nine bean rows will I have there, a hive for the honeybee,
And live alone in the bee-loud glade.

And I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow,

Dropping from the veils of the morning to where the cricket sings;

There midnight's all a-glimmer, and noon a purple glow,

And evening full of the linnet's wings.

I will arise and go now, for always night and day

I hear lake water lapping with low sounds by the shore;

While I stand on the roadway, or on the pavements gray,

I hear it in the deep heart's core.

Can't Teach This Old Dog New Tricks

I tend to raise a brow at self-help books and the people who read them. I'm skeptical whether, barring some kind of Krakauer-esque Into Thin Air type of accident while climbing Mount Everest, people really can change. But I stumbled upon Live More, Want Less while looking at chicken books in the homesteading section of the bookstore. After skimming the first few chapters, I was rather alarmed. Book's got my number. For example, it asks and advises:

Do you start but then abandon projects? If so, you are influenced by outside stimuli rather than inner passion.

Do you have numerous "some day" projects lined up? If so, you are planning for the future rather than living in the moment.

The book seemed insightful. Alas, true to form, I started reading it but haven't gotten around to finishing it. Rest assured, it's on my "some day" list.

Looking Forward

It's good to have something nice to anticipate, and I'm looking forward to two events this fall: round-up in Montana at the Mountain Sky ranch, this time with the Wrangler instead of the Six-Button Cowgirls, and Jenna Woginrich's Backyard Farming Workshop in Vermont. I just put down a bunch of deposits, so we're all set. It may seem odd to plan for fall before summer has even begun, but that's how I feel about summer--I just wish we could skip it altogether.

The Backyard Farming Workshop is a two-day event that will cover: chicken basics, sheep basics, beekeeping basics, cheese making, lumber-jacking (wood lot management, tree selection, and felling), hand wool processing, canning, bread-making, turkey butchering, winter greens/extended growing, pumpkins, and a field trip to the Merck Forest and Farm Center to observe the sustainability projects and heritage livestock operation. Jenna also promises an autumn campfire with mountain music and home brew.

It also may seem weird that I'm spending my time planning vacations while a certain housing matter looms large. We're moving out of the cottage in the next month, have two sheep on the way, and haven't the faintest clue where we're headed. I'm assuming that, come vacation time this fall, we'll be flying in and out of John Wayne airport. But I decided that it might be a good idea to wait and book our flights in a month--just to be sure.